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... To never speak of the Holy Secret Items. Well I didn't so much swear an oath as mentally agree to the request, but I feel I must voice my discontent with these stipulations. I have attained Six of the Holy Seven, and anyone level 15 or higher knows the Seventh is nearly 48 thousand fucking points away. By that time I will be a grizzled old man of thirty-something and I hear talk the world is going to end in 2012 anyway. Therefore, if we avoid a biblical apocalypse and I somehow attain the last secret I demand to be given all proprietary rights to Newgrounds.